We love Rachel Zoe as a stylist and fashionista and so we write this post with deep respect and reluctance. But two things: first, girl you need to gain some weight (for real), and second, if you want to go out in a bikini, choose a more flattering coverup. The black swimsuit coverup she is pictured in is really a sarong that was tied at the upper ribcage. Perhaps a wrong choice if you want to divert attention from that area.
There are several black swimsuit coverups that could work better for her body type, such as a tunic or coverup dress. Two good options are the Black Embroidered Tunic by Badgley Mischka Swimwear, or the Little Black dress by Betsey Johnson Swimwear. Even though the black dress is smocked at the bust, perhaps the flowy bottom would work better than a sarong. But let’s give her something, at least black helps to conceal unflattering areas. It’s just that hers are all over lately.
Rachel, keep up the good work, but please eat a burger! We love you.









dear rachel: we can see your bones through your chest. hire a nutritionist! and i agree, you need to wear a more flattering coverup
First of all, kudos to you Naomi, and all at the Orchid Boutique for not encouraging eating disorders and other unhealthy habits in the fashion industry. Not to claim Rachel Zoe has an eating disorder, however, her new look is not conducive to fashion having a more positive impact on young girls’ healthy self images.
As someone with more knowledge on fashion than the average person, has Rachel looked in a mirror anytime recently? It is so not fashionable, sexy, attractive, appealing- you get the picture?- to walk out of the house, onto a beach looking like this. Besides, when you’re nothin’ but skin and bones, how can you even walk anywhere?